Poor Cymoril. A practical noblewoman with the misfortune to fall in love with Eric - a skinny, asthmatic philosophy major addicted to a paranormal blend of meth and dark magic. An albino prince completely unwilling to listen to reason.
The stories are Eric getting into trouble for not listening to Cymoril. Eric running away and proclaiming he misses and loves Cymoril - while impregnating Oone the Dream Thief. Eric accidentally killing Cymoril, like she told him he would. Eric destroying everything in sadness and then sleeping around some more.
Sometimes classics let you down :(
